7.28.2005

Skinny - Filter

the Cutting Edge
(56% dark, 52% spontaneous, 22% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK




Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's
something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making
people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't in and
of themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery,
or are seriously over-the-top. Your type is the most likely to
appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person
dancing.


PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 48% on dark
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You scored higher than 66% on spontaneous
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You scored higher than 20% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid


Ticket for Sufjan Stevens purchased. Excellence shall ensue.

It may seem early to some of you, but I'd like to officially announce that I'm completely in love with Victoria.

That is all.

7.25.2005

Close to Me - The Cure

Good news: I finally took my Piaggio down to Erico Motorsports for maintenance. I should be getting it back either tomorrow or Wednesday, so +3h (Rui$$0RR3N can resume in full force.

Sorry I haven't seen much of you guys lately, but I'm still new to the whole girlfriend thing. After all, the last girlfriend I had who lived in-state and stuck around longer than two weeks was Susie, so I'm a bit rusty when it comes to balancing my time shares. Fear not, however: you are not forgotten. It's all about the love, and while I may be coping with a new love in my life, I still love you all just as much.

**We interrupt this blog entry to bring you news of the utmost stokage: The Billy Nayer Show (BNS) will be performing at the Larimer Lounge in Denver, CO on September 30, 2005. The concert is scheduled to begin at 8:30. You may begin to express your excitement however you choose. We now return you to your regularly scheduled blog.**

Our dearly beloved Andrew Horton has announced his intentions of abandoning the Vagrant Cafe for good, which I find both pleasant and amusing. After years of his hypocritical prickism, perhaps the Cafe can rediscover the quiet charm which drew me there in the first place.

7.18.2005

Things Behind the Sun - Nick Drake

Poetry
You are Poetry.
You are often the most emotional of the arts. You
are introverted, in that you tend to let people
come to you rather than trying to get their
attention. You get along well with Music and
Literature.


What form of art are you?
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HASH(0x8f45b08)
You speak eloquently and have seemingly read every
book ever published. You are a fountain of
endless (sometimes useless) knowledge, and
never fail to impress at a party.
What people love: You can answer almost any
question people ask, and have thus been
nicknamed Jeeves.
What people hate: You constantly correct their
grammar and insult their paperbacks.


What Kind of Elitist Are You?
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Both stolen from Seth's LiveJournal, who (oddly enough) had the same results. Then, because it's late and I'm bored:

HASH(0x8e95d7c)
7 Types of Intelligence - Which is yours?

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Okay, time for sleep. Well, time to drive home and watch a few more episodes of Cowboy Bebop because I got it and Neon Genesis Evangelion today. Yay!

7.15.2005

Ganon's Hollow - Nomadius


You are an
assassin.

That means you are a proffessional and do your
job without mixing any emotions in it. In your
life you have probably been hurt many times and
have gotten some mental scars. This results in
you being distant from people. Though many
think that you are evil, you are not. What you
really are is a person, trying to forget your
pain and past. You are the person who never
seems to care and that is why being an assassin
fits you good. Atleast, that's what people
think. Even if you don't care that much for
your victims, you still have the ability to
care and to generally feel. It is not lost,
just a little forgotten. In crowds you tend to
not get to noticed, and dress in black or other
discrete colours. You don't being in the
spotlight and wish people would just leave you
alone. But once you do get close to someone you
have a hard time letting go and get real down
if you loose him/her.

Main weapon: Sniper
Quote: "The walls we build around
us to keep out the sadness also keep out the
joy" -Jim Rohn
Facial expression: Narrowed eyes




What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
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So, having evaluated the "drunken" episode of two nights prior, I've no real desire to repeat it. Despite the rather large amount of alcohol I consumed, the effects only amounted to lightheadedness and fatigue. My mental faculties were all accounted for, and I felt no slackening in my self-restraint.

Note: this entry has been censored to protect the identities, reputations, and dispositions of those involved. This was done at great personal expense to the author, who had rather liked his description of that night's events. If this censoring came too late to protect the delicate nature of the individual(s) who raised the complaint, tough shit. If not, expect the blackmail letter to arrive soon.

I think I've already made my decision regarding major changing, and it is this: do it. I think I made it several weeks ago but was too frustrated/afraid to admit it to myself. This means class shuffling, advisor shuffling, future shuffling, foot shuffling, and ultimately mass word shuffling. A big hassle, but I think (hope) it's going to be worth it.

On that note, I require food.

7.10.2005

Coward's Paradise - The Billy Nayer Show

Victoria and I, having discussed the matter in depth and eliminated all pertinent ambiguity, are now officially together. Some of you may have divined this from my MySpace page, so this announcement is mainly for those without a MySpace of their own. Needless to say, I'm quite happy about how things turned out. But, in the interest of good form, I'll spare you all the gushing, frothing, and schmooping. Anyway, that's where I've been for the past week (in case you're wondering why I've been scarce).

In other news, I'm well past waist-deep in Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. I'll reserve final judgement until I finish, but it's been blowing my toes and fingers off with unusual efficiency thus far. I'm splicing its reading with vampire short stories so as not to philosophically overload myself.

The return to an English major is looking more probable as I continue to ponder it. I'd still keep music as a minor (having invested too much to just let it go), but it stressed me out quite a bit last semester. I don't think I could take six more semesters of the same. Of course, English may do the same thing to me.

I hate making life decisions.

7.02.2005

Miracle - Foo Fighters

You scored as Emo-Core. Well it looks like you could be emo-core. Some bands I would personaly suggest would be Oddproject, Poison the Well, and Saosin.

Emo-Core

63%

Post Hardcore

50%

Metal-Core

44%

Orginal Hardcore

19%

Poser Hardcore

0%

What is your style of hardcore?
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I'm thinking about returning to the roots of my college career as an English major, but I don't know if I want to change yet again. It's such a bother, and I've almost made some friends in the music department. But, on the other hand, watching Rah-Xephon's final episodes again clarified something: I'll always be a D. My pitch is better than the average person, but I'll never be a true instrumentalist. The path of the Ollin will not lead me to my Yoteodl. The problem is, I don't know which path will.

Which brings me to the issue
And that would be this:
How often must I ask myself
Why I exist?
I feel like a freak.
This world is a circus.
Just trying to find myself
As well as my purpose.


Happytime news: things seem to be working out wonderfully 'twixt Victoria and I. I use "seem to be" because I'm pessimistic. As always, I'll just have to see how things pan out, but this whole thing seems to be on the up and up. If things work out, at least I'll have someone who wants to ride my scooter to nowhere with me.

O fortuna velut Luna!