Crawl Away - Tool
My technology is crumbling around me.
Item the first: my car's sound system. The CD player won't even play the (brand new) lens cleaner CD. Options? Replacement. Also, the speakers are starting to buzz rather badly. Options? Replacement.
Item the second: my crappy HP laptop. The headphone jack is shorting out, giving me right channel only about 40% of the time, and it's worsening. A repair job will probably cost around $100.
Item the third: my poor little scooter. She's taken the winter hard, which is all my fault. Her electric starter doesn't work, her headlight is growing dim, and the headlight cowling is damaged. Duke wants to buy her off me as-is, but I don't want to sell him a damaged piece of equipment. Plus, I probably won't part with her until summer, when I can get my motorcycle license and another bike. My parking permit doesn't expire until July, anyway.
Item the fourth: my car's tachometer. This is nothing serious and actually quite amusing. For no reason whatsoever, the tach will spaz, going from 1,000 to 8,000 RPM. Then, it will drop off completely. It will repeat this cycle several times per drive.
Item the end.
Item the first: my car's sound system. The CD player won't even play the (brand new) lens cleaner CD. Options? Replacement. Also, the speakers are starting to buzz rather badly. Options? Replacement.
Item the second: my crappy HP laptop. The headphone jack is shorting out, giving me right channel only about 40% of the time, and it's worsening. A repair job will probably cost around $100.
Item the third: my poor little scooter. She's taken the winter hard, which is all my fault. Her electric starter doesn't work, her headlight is growing dim, and the headlight cowling is damaged. Duke wants to buy her off me as-is, but I don't want to sell him a damaged piece of equipment. Plus, I probably won't part with her until summer, when I can get my motorcycle license and another bike. My parking permit doesn't expire until July, anyway.
Item the fourth: my car's tachometer. This is nothing serious and actually quite amusing. For no reason whatsoever, the tach will spaz, going from 1,000 to 8,000 RPM. Then, it will drop off completely. It will repeat this cycle several times per drive.
Item the end.
1 Comments:
cop and paste and smile for this....
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/010503/public-transportation.gif
:)
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