Paranoid Android - Radiohead

I got into a spat with an AFROTC thug on the CSU forums. Well, not really a spat. More like laying a logical 2x4 across his war-minded skull for being an ass. Here, my sadistic tendencies come to the fore: I really enjoyed posting it. Kekki no u o imashimuru koto.

Okay, class, pay attention: there are benefits to being an irresponsible moron. Here's mine for the week. I lost my cell phone charger in the move, so I go to Car Toys yesterday to get a new one. The clerkess there informed me my model is impossible to find chargers for (props to Samsung marketing), so she suggested I upgrade to the newer model. Upon examining my data in the computer, she discovered my insurance policy is still valid, so she suggested we turn my condition from "idiot who can't remember where he places things" to "victimized cell phone user whose phone won't hold a charge." That way, I get the new model for a modest $35 deductible.

I love the culture of victimhood.