New Slang - The Shins

I hate money.

I'm going to fill out the scholarship application for CSU so they can get me some money. I'm tired of paying for school. But that's not why I hate money. I hate money because I spend it. Because I spend it, it controls me. I don't like being controlled by paper with dead people printed in distasteful colors on it.

Anyway, this is my official "excellent forethought" to any and all girls who turned down the position as my girlfriend. Had you accepted and held the position until last night, the kiss at midnight enforced by tradition would have left you infected with a respitory virus. So, good thinking.

Oh yeah, I'm going to apply for KCSU's DJ training program this semester. Should be a good time, and I can push local groups like PMC and Depeche Mode. Mel, I want you to call in sometime when I'm on the air so everybody in Fort Collins can hear your killer phone sex voice.

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