Magic - Nick Drake

"Hey, dude, what's that on your shirt?"
"Huh?"
"That big purple stain."
"Oh, I spilled some irony on myself earlier."
"Again?"
"Hey, not my fault I work at the irony factory."
"Yeah, but can't you be more careful?"
"Dude, I work in the fucking vat. I live my days chin-deep in the shit."
"Oh."